Happy Birthday Soldier 11 | Seven Apertures Scorching Wind

"I can feel the heat in the air rising to extreme levels, like the muzzle of a gun firing non-stop. In all my years of cooking, this is the first time I've witnessed my own ramen turned into such a lethal weapon."

"11 whole cans... If that girl spills her ramen, they'd probably need to send a few fire trucks..."

"This should be sufficient. Mmm, just enough for a midday pick-me-up."